Comments on: Mitch Quotes

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:02:03 +0000

Holy crap were these hillarious! I barely stopped laughing when another one made me laugh. Good stuff.

By: Aiden

Aiden — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:10:14 +0000

Totally agree with Dan,

His jokes are so much funnier when its Mitch’s voice narrating them to you.

RIP Mitch

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:08:44 +0000

they say the recipe for sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, and there’s more to it than that…

Hey, you want some more home made sprite?

Not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it!!!

Mitch!!!

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:09:20 +0000

Mitch passed away a few years back, but here are some tips for enjoying his stuff to the fullest:
1.) Don’t read his jokes first, if at all possible (which I guess is nearly impossible if you are reading this, and this site is your first MH experience;
2.) Try and get an AUDIO file of his stuff. It is much more enjoyable than actually seeing him perform on something like youtube. Mitch Hedberg constantly battled his fear of the stage and I think, personally, if you can just hear his delivery as opposed to seeing it, you will get more out of it. He performed infront of huge crowds and on TV, and you could see him get shaken sometimes, which sort of took away from my ability to enjoy his jokes;
3.) After you hear his voice and delivery, start googling more of his jokes, and when you read em, they become a thousand times more funny when you can imagine how he would have delivered them. Anyone who has heard his stuff first-hand knows what I am talking about. Mitch was the man. (My favorite: I own a cheese-shredder, which is it’s positive name. They don’t call it by it’s negative name, which is a “spunge ruiner”.)
RIP Mitch, we miss ya man..

By: Stevo

Stevo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:58:58 +0000

if you don’t know who he is, just look him up on youtube, he’s even more funny when you hear him say the stuff.

By: Alan

Alan — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:38:57 +0000

mitch is the clapton of random comedy. he will never be replaced but is timeless and will always be around trough his well placed words:)

By: Amanda

Amanda — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:24:17 +0000

where can i find this mitch?

i think we should be friends

haha

By: DaMan

DaMan — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:21:19 +0000

Very good quotes. Mitch god speed…

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:28:10 +0000

Rest in peace Mitch. Your spirit lives on.

By: Laiet

Laiet — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:57:12 +0000

ha ha ha ha

I have no idea who Mitch is… but they were some of the best quotes I ever read. Right up there with Twain.

Cheers.

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