I decided to rescue a bunch of old data off my old Garmin Forerunner 201 tonight. The only problem is that this is now impossible. Even though 1.5 years worth of GPS data is on the watch, it’s quite inaccessible now. Google Earth can only read the last 11 routes from the watch. I tried deleting those routes from the 201 and then syncing the watch with Google Earth on my Macbook Pro via a USB to DB9 converter. Unfortunately, on both operating systems the software errors out with “Loaded %1 Waypoints”.

Next, I gave the newest Garmin Training Center a try. Garmin’s software managed to load all the data off the watch using a serial connection on my Windows XP desktop (the 201 doesn’t work with the Mac OS X-version of Training Center) Unfortunately, the map overlays didn’t load for the 201 routes like they do with the Garmin Forerunner 305 ones. Now, all of my historic Forerunner 201 data is half-usable and silo’d up in the training center software with no hope of exporting it out.

Adding insult to injury, Garmin has deprecated the “Export to XML” feature that existed in their old Training Center software. This effectively locks-out third-party developers because the export data is now only available in proprietary TCX format. It’s unbelievable that Garmin wouldn’t continue to support XML or, at the very least, Google Earth’s KML format. This is even more troubling because Garmin used to enable hackers to do cool stuff with their hardware. By allowing access to the unencrypted GPS data, Garmin enabled quite a bit of tinkering. Programs like USAPhotomaps and several community GPS running sites sprouted up as a result. Back in 2005, I even wrote my own GPS overlay program to map data onto a USGS orthoimage of Austin using the exported XML data from the 201.

Strangely enough, I met three of the developers from Garmin’s Motion Based community web site at SFBeta last week. We talked for a while, and I went all GPS-nerd on them. So, the next day, I tried out Motion Based and uploaded the data off my Forerunner 305. The result is that I was completely nonplussed with their site. The only thing extraordinary about the site is how extraordinary it is. What’s particularly troubling is that since you can only access the GPS route data from Garmin’s watches using proprietary software, this is the only community web site that is gong to work with their devices.

Yesterday, I was walking down Valencia and I saw a dog holding another dog’s leash in its mouth. This made me wonder if the lead dog was a seeing-eye dog for the dog holding its leash. This is something that you don’t think about: Seeing-eye dogs for dogs.

Happy Apple is the best band in the entire universe regardless of what this one has to say about it. I’ve tried and tried to get Jon Gifford to like them, but his preconceived ideas about what music should be was irrevocably discombobulated during a rugby match in ’86. So, in conclusion, if you know any live people that haven’t been turned into robots by the corporatocracy yet, you should have them attend the big Happy Apple show with you in San Francisco on November 7th. They will totally blow your mind.

(I don’t remember how this started)

I’ve always dreamed that someone would make a music video just for me. Imagine my surprise after I woke-up today and learned that the lazyweb had obliged.

• Rachel got a job working at the Catnip and Bones
• Andy Grimm celebrated his “perfect” birthday today. He then independently discovered that there always exists a prime number between two consecutive squares.
• My California driver’s license finally arrived. I love the government!!!11!!
• Bumper sent me a mysterious Rockbuster in the post.
• jwz introduced everyone to the wonders of Jam

Stephen Bonds has written a wonderful article on how to identify schemers. You know the type. Schemers view all humans as pawns in their elaborate game of success-money-power. They communicate at you with manipulative rhetoric to be perceived as being “in-charge”. They will mix reality with fiction to cloud your judgment. Your only defense against them is to try to handle them the way that try to handle you. My best advice is to just agree with what they say and do the opposite.

In England, muffins are referred to as “American muffins” and English muffins are just called “muffins”. It makes perfect sense, but it’s one of those facts that you just don’t ever consider.