Height: 6000-inches (aproximately two earth years)
Nicknames: Ace and Dr. Bathroom
Name of Employer: United League of Underwater Nations
Position Held: Surgeon General of a Place I Made-up
Do you drink alcohol?: YES!
If so, how often: Once a day, for 8 hours
Where do you usually meet women: In hotels or the street
Do you enjoy dating: NO!
What is the most romantic thing you've done for a girlfriend?
Shot a dog that was attacking her.
What's the most adventurous date you've ever arranged for a woman?
An expedition to the center of the earth.
What do you want out of your next relationship with a woman?: POWER!
List the qualities you find most attractive in a woman: TELEVISION!
Describe your ideal woman.
From the mountains, is new to technology, and thinks I am MAGIC!
Why would a woman have fun on a date with you?: I would let her punch me.
How important is sex to you in a relationship?
Not at all in the first few minutes.  Then, CRUCIAL over the next 20.
What do women find most attractive about you?: I AM FAST AT SEX!
Do you have a strategy for standing out in a crowd?: KARATE!
Describe situations where you have treated a girlfriend in a way you regret.
I once killed my girlfriend's dog.