This young upstart programmer named Bob Remeika decided to schedule a pizza lunch at 12:00 PM on Thursday. Wouldn’t you know, he didn’t actually order the pizza until 11:45. All of a sudden at 12:19, I get an email saying “UPDATE: The pizza is coming a little later than expected so we’ll wait until it gets here to get started.” You can guess what happens. The pizza guy doesn’t turn up until 12:39, and by this time my tummy was so grumbly that it actually started to digest itself. These new Web 2.0 frigtards don’t know the first thing about pizza ordering. They should just leave it to the 1.0 old-timers.