Happy Apple is the best band in the entire universe regardless of what this one has to say about it. I’ve tried and tried to get Jon Gifford to like them, but his preconceived ideas about what music should be was irrevocably discombobulated during a rugby match in ’86. So, in conclusion, if you know any live people that haven’t been turned into robots by the corporatocracy yet, you should have them attend the big Happy Apple show with you in San Francisco on November 7th. They will totally blow your mind.