Urban Finch Attacks

Posted on May 17, 2007

While walking to the Glen Park BART station today, I saw a couple of finches perched atop a don’t-walk signal. Some Asian lady was standing beneath the signal, and wouldn’t you know that finch flew down and angrily pecked at her head. So, after that, she crossed the street, and I noticed another finch zoom down right behind her and nail some elderly lady’s noggin. What the flip is going on with all these ghastly finches attacking the good townspeople?
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  1. Mars Thu, 17 May 2007 19:33:51 UTC

    Seedy people.

  2. bumikaze Fri, 25 May 2007 22:00:49 UTC

    They can sense evil thoughts and they try to peck them out of people’s heads. Don’t curse people on the street and they won’t be thinking about murdering you.

  3. Administrator Fri, 25 May 2007 22:08:30 UTC

    You just blew my mind.

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