Over at cricketschirping, old boy has stumbled upon a new and fantastic Web 2.0 ideavirus meme. You just fill in the blanks to “It’s like blank, but for blank instead of blank”. This is something like a wacky start-up elevator pitch gone madlib. I offer my following creations to the Lazyweb.

• It’s like catnip, but for the elderly instead of helldogs!
• It’s like Hobnobs, but for squirrels instead of the corpulent!
• It’s like the Internet, but for pensioners instead of the underemployed!
• It’s like IRC, but for your phone instead of your computer!
• It’s like VOIP, but for a grapefruit instead of an eraser!
• It’s like Cheezits, but for weimaraners instead of octogenarians!
• It’s like Ruby on Rails, but for mathematicians instead of the incandescent!
• It’s like elevators, but for anthills instead of buildings!
• It’s like Captain A.H. Bogardus, but for Jenga instead of shooting glass balls!
• It’s like a shovel, but for candy corn instead of dirt!