Comments on: The Strangest IT Calmity I’ve Ever Had http://involution.com/2007/02/21/the-strangest-it-calmity-ive-ever-had/ Tony Perrie's Weblog Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:54:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: tcone http://involution.com/2007/02/21/the-strangest-it-calmity-ive-ever-had/#comment-8269 tcone Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:08:40 +0000 http://involution.com/2007/02/21/the-strangest-it-calmity-ive-ever-had/#comment-8269 It's nice that your wife serves as your scapegoat. Does she know about this blog? I also admire your use of the word "queer." That's fantastic! It’s nice that your wife serves as your scapegoat. Does she know about this blog?

I also admire your use of the word “queer.” That’s fantastic!

]]> By: jtax http://involution.com/2007/02/21/the-strangest-it-calmity-ive-ever-had/#comment-8154 jtax Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:57:56 +0000 http://involution.com/2007/02/21/the-strangest-it-calmity-ive-ever-had/#comment-8154 The same thing happened with my brain because my right hand. While i was taking a restful nap, it snatched my mind and made a run for it. Unable to get away from me further than an arm's length, it quickly subsided just out of sheer boredom, and the mindness (or is it soulness) creeped back into its rightful home in my brain. Sparks literally blew out of my eyes as i woke...but i was so pissed at my right hand that, since it wanted to be so free, i cut it loose to wonder how the sewer system works past my pipes connecting from my <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet" rel="nofollow">toilet</a>. It came back a week later with a report; apparently, my crap is taken to a government facility to analyze which adverts work best on me, whereas my urine is purified and put into drinking water bottles marked "Dasani." The same thing happened with my brain because my right hand. While i was taking a restful nap, it snatched my mind and made a run for it. Unable to get away from me further than an arm’s length, it quickly subsided just out of sheer boredom, and the mindness (or is it soulness) creeped back into its rightful home in my brain. Sparks literally blew out of my eyes as i woke…but i was so pissed at my right hand that, since it wanted to be so free, i cut it loose to wonder how the sewer system works past my pipes connecting from my toilet.

It came back a week later with a report; apparently, my crap is taken to a government facility to analyze which adverts work best on me, whereas my urine is purified and put into drinking water bottles marked “Dasani.”

]]> By: Rob http://involution.com/2007/02/21/the-strangest-it-calmity-ive-ever-had/#comment-8080 Rob Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:49:04 +0000 http://involution.com/2007/02/21/the-strangest-it-calmity-ive-ever-had/#comment-8080 Look out for the magic blue smoke, for it is subtle and quick to anger. Look out for the magic blue smoke, for it is subtle and quick to anger.

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