Well, last night was pretty much the best nuclear taco night ever. I won’t attribute any of these, but here are some of the highlights.

“If it wasn’t for the plow, Britney Spears wouldn’t even exist!”
“The town crier was mass media in the 1700s!”
“Britney Spears and Shakespeare are the same thing.”
“There are no self-made men.”
“British MPs gave me a T-Shirt that said ‘Fort Niagra 1814′ when I was in Belize, and I didn’t know why it was so funny.”
“One time I’d like to come here and have Cow do most of the talking”
“My daddy dropped me on my head as an infant. That’s why I couldn’t take the FE.”
“I DIDN’T EVEN STUDY FOR THE FE AND I GOT A 95%!”
“It’s not exploitation, it’s a symbiotic relationship!”
“You need to learn to exploit the triangle. It has always existed.”
“You have to have deceit in your heart before you can sense it in others.”
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”