NWCWG

Posted on June 08, 2006

BJ and I invented some new abbreviations for instant messaging today. It started off with him suggesting RAYFL which is a kooky misspelling of ROFL. Often, he will use ROWFULL or even ROFFLE as alternatives to the ubiquitous ROFL. Later, he redefined RAYFUL to mean, “Ransacking All Your Fences, Unicycles, Levies”. I then added NWCWG to the lexicon as an abbreviation for Letterman’s ill-fated “Now We’re Cooking with Gas”. After that, BJ proposed TAEITR for “There’s an elephant in the room.” I then started to think of the meaningless drivel that people use instead of having a personality. We need to abbreviate those too.

  • LTBOM - Lets touch base on Monday
  • IWMTTWH - It wasn’t my turn to watch him
  • NIISYF - Not if I see you first!
  • LTTOL - Lets take this offline

BJ, then created some totally nonsensical ones.

  • HVMUFSP - Hiding VCR manuals underground for secret purposes
  • TKABTOM - The kids are beating the old man
  • SFOP - Synergy for oatmeal programs
  • LITMIKTWOOTB - Leave it to me, i know the way out of the basement
  • IATLNYASMAHAALLVATMAHHLBTHAHOCATIOAGLAS? = if a train leaves new york at seventy miles an hour and another leave las vegas at thirty miles an hour how long before they have a head on collision at the intersection of a gas leak and a slaughterhouse?

Feel free to disregard this. It was all a massive mistake. (FFTDTIWAAMM).

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  1. JTAxx Thu, 08 Jun 2006 16:39:21 MDT

    i had an epiphany about that a couple of months back…on Mister House’s blog i used the following abbreviations:

    LVP: Las Vegas Prostitute
    GFGOATBTLAWTOTMI: Greatest Football Game Of All Time Between The Longhorns And Whatever The Other Team’s Mascot Is

    No one really got it or caught on…Everyday i find another good reason why y’all two live this earth.

  2. Administrator Fri, 09 Jun 2006 15:41:42 MDT

    I’m under no delusion that anything that I’ll ever do will “catch on”.

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