I found this laying around unpublished on my WordPress backend. I think it’s some discussion about Halloween costumes that me and BJ had last October, but I don’t remember the context. Nonetheless, it amuses me, and I needed to do something to respond to Februween.

<mitya000> you could be the limit of the speed of light.
<hoyhoy>  I'll just get a suit with italic 'c's all over it like that question mark infomercial guy.
<mitya000> I would dress up as division by zero and we could have a fight to the death.
<mitya000> If i win, the universe implodes.