I posted this one to craigslist today half-jokingly. BJ kept on about me posting to their musician community page as he won’t go there because he’s afraid of becoming a dirty hippie by merely typing the URL. Some old boy was severely nonplussed by what I thought was a damn funny bass ad. His response read, “Wow, you guys are too clever. I mean, cheese wheels! WOW! How witty. Man, I really hope you guys find that perfect bass player who learned how to play yesterday and isn’t too fat for your MySpace-savvy deluded image. Grow up.” C’mon, cheese wheels are funny. What else ships in wheel form? Am I wrong?

* Oh, and for the record, the “NO FATTIES” thing in my ad was a reference to some weird thing that David Cross used to put at the end of every fake classified ad on Mr. Show. I didn’t realize how offensive that was in pseudo real life.