I was talking with Rachel today about how many dogs you’re allowed to bring onto a train in the UK. I was curious if there was a limit on how many doggy companions could be allowed to accompany you on a single fare. For example, what would happen if one attempts to bring like 20 Great Danes onto a passenger train? Unfortunately, my plan was thwarted by the National Rails Enquiries Office.

Passengers may take with them, free of charge and subject to conditions below, dogs, cats and other small animals (maximum two per passenger) provided they do not endanger or inconvenience passengers or staff.

Drat and double drat.