The Smart Rabits Have Become Sentient

Posted on November 30, 2005

It’s all fun and games until your Aibo kills your Nabaztag. If I had infinite money, I would construct an Army of Darkness of thousands of Aibos and Nabaztags to do my bidding under the evil sway a Lisp program that uses a Markov Chain Model of Genetic Algorithms. You have to be careful though because robots will use any information available to predict your words. If you are looking at the sky, they expect to hear about the weather. If you look angry, they may expect cursing. If you are on your knees with tears streaming down your face, they may expect you to keep begging for your life to be spared. Always remember to adopt a full-body poker face to prevent the Nabaztags and Aibos from being able to interpret your actions.

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